What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:06

Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Ancient Blueprint For Human Bodies Discovered in Sea Anemones - ScienceAlert
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Rihanna’s Father, Ronald Fenty, Dies at 70: Report - Billboard
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The USB-C dream is dead and it’s too late to revive it - Android Authority
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Gina Ortiz Jones, a Progressive, Is Elected San Antonio’s Mayor - The New York Times
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is it difficult to get a job?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
What would you change in Rings of Power?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
The European Central Bank is almost guaranteed to cut rates. Here's what could happen next - CNBC
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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